kris' shitty thoughts, dreams and wishes...

Thursday, December 07, 2006

dear santa

i've been a bad girl. Don't even think of giving me gifts this Christmas. I sat down one day and realized how shitty my 19years of living was. Then I came up with something.

I promise..
to study hard
to be more responsible
to drink only ~~3 shots~~ 5 shots of tequila
to save [at least try]
to save by drinking beer instead of baileys or cuervo
to read more, it feeds the soul
to smile more often
to give more hugs
to watch more movies
to sing like nobodys listening
to dress more decently
to have unplanned road trips
to exercise more
to enjoy the simple things
not to cheat [in whatever forms]
not to kiss anybody
not to sleep when I'm texting somebody
not to talk trash
not to dirty dance with strangers or anybody
no to go on gimiks that would make me be my OLD self again
NOT to go on dates

I guess Santa, you know that before I was the opposite of what I listed down. Well, I also think you noticed that I'm not that girl anymore. Right? AND I don't deserve a gift this Christmas. Ahmm.. I was wondering Santa, since you won't give me gifts this Christmas, and I will TRY to be a good girl next year.. ahhmm could you give me twice the gifts I deserve next Christmas? hehe.. deal yan ha?

Don't even think of dropping by our house in Zamboanga. Dad removed the dusty, black chimney and we won't be spending Christmas there. Oh, by the way Santa, I assume a lot. So if you're still thinking of giving me gifts even if I haven't been nice, I'm gonna spend christmas in 318 Beata St. AAV., Muntinlupa. We don't have a chimney there where you'll squeeze your fat belly in. But I'll leave the back door open on Christmas Eve before I'll sleep. You'll see the christmas tree from the backdoor. Uhhmm.. just be careful. The dog barks a lot. You don't want to wake us up right? and it bites too.. =)

Thanks.

Love and still wishing for a Christmas gift,
Kris =)

kkrriiss posted at 4:09 PM